Ten things to remember when you adopt a kitten

Never wear beads

Always look behind you before stepping back

Knitting and kittens do not mix

Kittens are faster than the speed of light

If things go quiet then it's time to worry

Kittens can hide in very small places

Sofas make great scratching posts

Kittens love to help with pruning your houseplants

Curtains are more fun to climb than ladders

Always carry tissues as you will be laughing a lot